gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

everythingoutoftheordinary:

intractably:

My science teacher wrote this poem when he was in grade 9, which was 1985.
When you read it from a relationship perspective, it means that she didn’t like him, she liked someone else.
When you read it from Science’s perspective, “he” would be the Earth, and it explains how eclipse works. 

omg

evaduarte:

[AGGRESIVELY MISSES A MUSICAL THAT CLOSED]

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

yourfandomfails:

itwouldbe-afineproposition:

l0ve-n3ver-f4ils:

blackbruise:

totally agree with this

thank you Taylor for being the voice of reason. can we just spread the word about this

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